Sibling Wrangler Prints

"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."

Mother telling off quarreling children

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Parenting Business Deals

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"