Sibling Wrangler Prints

"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."

Mother telling off quarreling children

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Where's your nose?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Parenting Business Deals

'Beware of the teenager.'