Twin Wrangler Prints

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

Kangaroos: 'How are the twins? 'They keep me hoppin'!'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'm so good at this!"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!