Teen Wrangler Prints

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Are you going on one of these 'stress' courses?"

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Adolescence: New! Improved!

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

My daughter is a teenager. Her name is Kathrine. This is spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

"Today, I'm helping you understand teenage excuses. 'Why should I wash dishes?! I only used one fork!' Believe me, kids love that line."

"...And I want you to do that right away."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"He's got a very easily done in head."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."