Teen Wrangler Prints

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Are you going on one of these 'stress' courses?"

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Adolescence: New! Improved!

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

My daughter is a teenager. Her name is Kathrine. This is spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

"Today, I'm helping you understand teenage excuses. 'Why should I wash dishes?! I only used one fork!' Believe me, kids love that line."

"...And I want you to do that right away."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"He's got a very easily done in head."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"