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'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Where's your nose?"

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'