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A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Beware of teething baby.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

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