Tech-savvy Toddler Wrangler T-Shirts

"I take care of my children. They've each got a mobile phone, and I tell them to ring when they get to the nursery."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Baby Screen Time

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"I'm so good at this!"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

i-teddy

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Where's your nose?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"