Tech-savvy Wrangler T-Shirts

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Cow Pilot.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Two robots are playing table football.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Robot Costume

"Just where is this PowerPoint presentation going Wilson?"

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.