Tech-savvy Toddler Wrangler Pillows

"I take care of my children. They've each got a mobile phone, and I tell them to ring when they get to the nursery."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby Screen Time

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!