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"Stop fact-checking my story."

'Mommy is very upset! Off to your room and no downloading apps for an hour!'

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A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

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"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Could you repeat that word?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

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"Mom, can you come get me?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

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Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"