Tech-savvy Kid Wrangler Pillows

"Stop fact-checking my story."

'Mommy is very upset! Off to your room and no downloading apps for an hour!'

The Baby Walker

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Who can we call?"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!