Lead Wrangler Gifts

"Your job is to coordinate these sales leads."

Walking The Dog.

The Baby Walker

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The First Day Back

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The Specimen Hunter

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"