Wit Wrangler Prints

'The bridge club is ready to start, dear.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Fish don't like worms.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Dissectum Paniculata

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Did you want me, boss?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The Drone Ranger

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Menace.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'