Wool Wrangler Gifts

'You know, our barber really sucks.'

Haircuts

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A trevor of trainspotters

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

The Specimen Hunter

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Fisherman get a good catch.

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Tossing for it.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'