Timber Wrangler Gifts

"A splinter! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

Haircuts

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Christo's greatest challenge.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

Garden Shed

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Tarzan fights mouse.