Timber Wrangler Prints

"A splinter! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Haircuts

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

Christo's greatest challenge.

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

Garden Shed

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.