Backyard Wrangler Gifts

'I've found the lawnmower.'

The Baby Walker

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'Can you make this one disappear?'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."