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'I've found the lawnmower.'

The Baby Walker

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The First Day Back

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Nanny with children on leash

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Can you make this one disappear?'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Happy Birthday MUM!