Yarn Wrangler Gifts

"Step One: Locate end of yarn."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'I need to unwind after that.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

A trevor of trainspotters

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Here's your sweater back."

Cat Sisyphus

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

A Salmon Lie

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"I handle chatty people for him."

Cattitude

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

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Wooly mammoth

Christo's greatest challenge.

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Spinning Wheel

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"It's my white whale."

Haircuts

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'