Litter Warrior Gifts

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The household cavalry

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Keystone XL

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

The Seahoover

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"It's not easy being green…"