Recycle Warrior Gifts

Man sees re-cycle bin for 'left over Xmas pud'.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The household cavalry

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Keystone XL

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

NYC Department of Sanitation

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

The Seahoover

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'