Recycle Warrior Pillows

Man sees re-cycle bin for 'left over Xmas pud'.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The household cavalry

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Keystone XL

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

The Seahoover

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"It's not easy being green…"

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

NYC Department of Sanitation

Sunday.