Eco-friendly Warrior Pillows

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'Yes, but it gets such great gas mileage.'

'This app lets me remotely control every aspect of my house...except the crabgrass.'

'Oh no, more medical waste, what's this beach coming to!'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'Stupid global warming!'

"Have you considered the carbon footprint that roasting a turkey creates?"

"My mother would always get so angry whenever I spilled anything."

Organic farm

"Dad, Dad, the termites have found our food stash!"

No Outlet

'Click.'- 'Faster, damn you!!!'

'Bit of a blow last night - I see the windfarms gone.'

'Ugh! There's so much packaging.'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

"Using a hot wash isn't only bad for the environment - it's bad for my clothes too!"

"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"Ed, could you make 50 copies of this, collate it, staple it, bring it to my office and place it in the recycling bin?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."