E-waste Warrior Pillows

Al's Computer Salvage.

Chez Nous Menu

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"I dunno...ask him."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Dustbin monster.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Keystone XL

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

We're polishing our brand.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

The Seahoover

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'