E-waste Warrior T-Shirts

Al's Computer Salvage.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Chez Nous Menu

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

Dustbin monster.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Keystone XL

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

We're polishing our brand.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

NYC Department of Sanitation

The Seahoover

"It's not easy being green…"