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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Clean air.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

Urban Compost Heap.

Dutch Apple Core Pie .