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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

We're polishing our brand.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Clean air.

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Urban Compost Heap.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Dutch Apple Core Pie .