Food Waste Warriors Gifts

Old family recipes

Chez Nous Menu

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

We're polishing our brand.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Urban Compost Heap.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."