Food Waste Warrior Gifts

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"Your electricity will now be made from left-over pizzas."

Waitrose stock non standardised fruit.

Chez Nous Menu

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Urban Compost Heap.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid