Food Waste Warrior T-Shirts

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"Your electricity will now be made from left-over pizzas."

Waitrose stock non standardised fruit.

Mushy. Wilted. Rotten. Moldy. Gross. What WAS this? Compost-It Notes.

Chez Nous Menu

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

We're polishing our brand.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Urban Compost Heap.

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.