Food Waste Fighter Gifts

'One for mummy...one for daddy...one for the waste bin...'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Chez Nous Menu

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."