Food Waste Awareness Gifts

"This granny's trash rivals the food I've had in the back alleys of fancy five-star restaurants."

The Dinner Builiding

"I love this new Farm-to-Dumpster cuisine."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Chez Nous Menu

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Civilized Salmon

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Stuffing the turkey.

Recycling bottle bank.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

The Authentic Christmas.

The oil trap.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Our turnips look like carrots, our potatoes taste like apples, our green peas are blue...stuff like that."

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

Today's 'Are You Feelin' Lucky' special is all you can eat raw oysters.

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

Old family recipes

"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."