Food Waste Awareness Mugs

"This granny's trash rivals the food I've had in the back alleys of fancy five-star restaurants."

The Dinner Builiding

"I love this new Farm-to-Dumpster cuisine."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Chez Nous Menu

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Civilized Salmon

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Recycling bottle bank.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Stuffing the turkey.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

The Authentic Christmas.

The oil trap.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

"Our turnips look like carrots, our potatoes taste like apples, our green peas are blue...stuff like that."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

Free Range Tofurkey.

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

Today's 'Are You Feelin' Lucky' special is all you can eat raw oysters.

Old family recipes