Food Waste Worrier Gifts

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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Please don't kill me."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

This is where Brent council sends you

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

We're polishing our brand.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Horn of Plenty.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Urban Compost Heap.

Dutch Apple Core Pie .