Gastronomy Worrier Gifts

"Please don't kill me."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

The Circle.

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

Energy Bills

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

Credit Crunch.

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!