Gastronomy Worrier Gifts

"Please don't kill me."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

The Circle.

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

Energy Bills

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

Credit Crunch.

"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!

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