'If you caught that in a wheat field, how do we know it's gluten-free?'
Food Allergy Worrier Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s wary of food allergies? Our collection offers a charming mix of wit and reassurance, from mugs to prints that celebrate their careful nature. These fun, empathetic gifts help lighten their mood and show you understand their concerns, making everyday food worries a little easier to handle.
"Please don't kill me."
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'
"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."
"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."
"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"
The Nihilist Deli.
"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"
"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."
'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'
"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."
'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'
'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'
Gluten-free Santa
"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."
"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."
"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."
'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'
'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'
"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."
"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"
"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."
We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions
'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'
The Gluten is Free. RUN!
'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'
"It's the gluten-free edition."
Energy Bills
'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!
"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."
'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'
"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."
Does this contain garlic?
Food Allergy Worrier Gifts Collection
Food Allergy Worrier Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for food allergy worriers—perfect for a daily reminder that caution can be cute.
Food Allergy Worrier Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate cautious living with a humorous twist—ideal for any allergy-aware home.
Food Allergy Worrier Prints
View our playful prints that bring humor and comfort to allergy-aware spaces—making worries a little lighter.
Food Allergy Worrier T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for food allergy worriers—great for spreading awareness with a smile.