The beginnings of biological warfare were relatively innocent.
Food Allergy Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a fun way to acknowledge someone who takes food allergies in stride? Our creative gifts highlight the delightful pondering about dietary quirks. Ideal for food allergy enthusiasts who appreciate humor and wit, these products bring personality and levity to dietary considerations. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these thoughtful items turn food allergy thoughts into charming keepsakes.
'How is the water prepared?'
"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."
'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'
'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'
"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."
"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."
The Nihilist Deli.
Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass
Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!
'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'
"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"
'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'
"Sad really. He's scared of heights."
Gluten-free Santa
"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."
Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.
'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'
Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.
The mysterious world of ligand substitution
"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."
'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'
World Meat Consumptiom
We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions
"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."
Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.
"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"
'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'
The Gluten is Free. RUN!
'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'
"It's the gluten-free edition."
"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"
Food Allergy Ponderer Gifts Collection
Food Allergy Ponderer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the humor and thoughtfulness of food allergy ponderers. Perfect for everyday laughs and coffee breaks!
Food Allergy Ponderer Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and personality into your living space, celebrating the pondering food allergy enthusiast.
Food Allergy Ponderer Prints
Browse art prints that humorously capture the essence of food allergy contemplation, perfect for any space needing a dash of personality.
Food Allergy Ponderer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for food allergy enthusiasts who love to ponder their dietary quirks in style and comfort.