"I'm so sorry! I'm gluten intolerant. I just panicked."
Food Allergy Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for the food allergy enthusiast? Our collection features clever, allergy-conscious artwork on a variety of products. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, there's something to brighten their day while respecting their dietary needs. Show your support and share a laugh with thoughtfully designed items that celebrate their unique allergy journey. Whether for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, these gifts are a fun and considerate choice.
"Well, I've got his test results. . . I'm afraid he's allergic to dairy!"
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."
"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."
The Nihilist Deli.
"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."
'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'
"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."
"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"
'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'
Gluten-free Santa
"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."
sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb
Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'
"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."
"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."
'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'
"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."
"It's the gluten-free edition."
'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'
"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."
"Are there nuts in this?"
Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events
"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."
The Gluten is Free. RUN!
'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'
"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"
'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'
Mr. Guppy's entertainment
Gluten-Free Church
We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions
Food Allergy Aficionado Gifts Collection
Food Allergy Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of allergy-aware mugs, perfect for anyone passionate about food allergies. A fun, practical gift that they'll use every day.
Food Allergy Aficionado Pillows
Brighten their home with cozy pillows featuring playful allergy-themed designs. A thoughtful gift for the food allergy enthusiast.
Food Allergy Aficionado Prints
Add humor and personality to any space with our allergy-aware print collection. Perfect for brightening up their favorite room or kitchen wall.
Food Allergy Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover our range of witty, allergy-conscious t-shirts to make a statement and bring a smile. Great for any food allergy aficionado in your life.