Food Allergy Aficionado Pillows

"I'm so sorry! I'm gluten intolerant. I just panicked."

"Well, I've got his test results. . . I'm afraid he's allergic to dairy!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Gluten-free Santa

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"Are there nuts in this?"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

Gluten-Free Church

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."