Food Allergy Aficionado Pillows

"I'm so sorry! I'm gluten intolerant. I just panicked."

"Well, I've got his test results. . . I'm afraid he's allergic to dairy!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Gluten-free Santa

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"It's the gluten-free edition."

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Are there nuts in this?"

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

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