Food Allergy Friend Pillows

The Nihilist Deli.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

A Woman Holding Canapes

I wish I'd had the review.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Sinking Sand

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Wine and Cheese

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."