Food Allergy Aficionados Pillows

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

I am to blame.

Sushi Train Spotters

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'