Food Allergy Aficionados Pillows

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Sushi Train Spotters

The Nihilist Deli.

I am to blame.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

Gluten-Free Church

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"It's the gluten-free edition."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!