Food Allergy Awareness Advocate Pillows

"What? I have a nut allergy."

Does this contain garlic?

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

The Nihilist Deli.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"Are there nuts in this?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

Gluten-Free Church

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

Your medical alert bracelet says your allergic to metal.

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"