Food Allergy Awareness Advocate Pillows

"What? I have a nut allergy."

Does this contain garlic?

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The Nihilist Deli.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

Gluten-Free Church

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"Are there nuts in this?"

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

The Last Thanksgiving

'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'