Allergy Awareness Champion Pillows

"Teacher, teacher!!! Ronny has peanuts!!! Someone might have an allergy!!!"

Vlad the Inhaler

"Garden variety allergies."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

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'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Protecting Nature

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."