Allergy Awareness Champion Pillows

"Teacher, teacher!!! Ronny has peanuts!!! Someone might have an allergy!!!"

Vlad the Inhaler

"Garden variety allergies."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

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'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Protecting Nature

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."