Allergy-aware Advocate Pillows

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"Are there nuts in this?"

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Gluten-Free Church

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

Your medical alert bracelet says your allergic to metal.

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"What? I have a nut allergy."

'Gesundheit'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Does this contain garlic?

'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'