Allergy-aware Advocate Pillows

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

Gluten-Free Church

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"Are there nuts in this?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

Does this contain garlic?

"What? I have a nut allergy."

'Gesundheit'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'