Allergy Awareness Promoter Pillows

"I'm gluten intolerant."

Vlad the Inhaler

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

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'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Guy, is that you?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"What? I have a nut allergy."

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

Does this contain garlic?

'Gesundheit'

National Asthma Society Parade

U.S. Bread Basket.

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"