Allergy Awareness Promoter Pillows

"I'm gluten intolerant."

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"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

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'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

'Guy, is that you?'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

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U.S. Bread Basket.

'Gesundheit'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"What? I have a nut allergy."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

Does this contain garlic?

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"