Allergy Awareness Pillows

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

My nose is streaming with hayfever today. - '*sniff*' - 'Hayfever is a sign of weakness.' - 'Why do you say that?' - 'You have weak sinuses, therefore you are weak. Duh.'

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"If you're not going to eat it, can I have your gluten?"

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"I'm gluten intolerant."

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"Nope, I'll have to pass on lunch today!"

"Aren't we allergic to nuts?"

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"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

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'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'