Allergy Awareness Pillows

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

My nose is streaming with hayfever today. - '*sniff*' - 'Hayfever is a sign of weakness.' - 'Why do you say that?' - 'You have weak sinuses, therefore you are weak. Duh.'

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"If you're not going to eat it, can I have your gluten?"

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"I'm gluten intolerant."

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"Nope, I'll have to pass on lunch today!"

"Aren't we allergic to nuts?"

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"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

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"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

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'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'