Allergy Conscious Pillows

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Gluten-free Santa

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

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"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

The sounds of spring.

'Gesundheit'

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Modern art?"