Allergy Conscious Pillows

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Gluten-free Santa

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

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'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

The sounds of spring.

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Your medical alert bracelet says your allergic to metal.

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Modern art?"

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."