Allergy-aware Parent Pillows

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Gluten-free Santa

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

We only give him smartwater.

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'Gesundheit'