Allergy-aware Parent Mugs

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Gluten-free Santa

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

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"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

'Gesundheit'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"