Allergy-aware Eater Mugs

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

Does this contain garlic?

"What? I have a nut allergy."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Gesundheit'

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

Healthy Gingerbread House

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'