Allergy-aware Eater Pillows

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"What? I have a nut allergy."

Does this contain garlic?

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Gesundheit'

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

Healthy Gingerbread House

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'It must have been the canapes. He should have mentioned his wheat allergy.'