Food Allergy Aware Pillows

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The Nihilist Deli.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Gluten-free Santa

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"Are there nuts in this?"

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Gluten-Free Church

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"It's the gluten-free edition."

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."